Tuesday, 12 February 2008
The Return of John
Bloody hell.
Who's your daddy?
I said, who's your daddy?!
That's right. John Locke. He's back, and how empty and pointless life has been without John to give us spiritual guidance, tell us parables and kill and destroy for the greater good of who-knows-what-but-it-doesn't-matter-because-if-Locke's-doing-it-it-must-be-right?
Notice how inadequate the supporting cast of Locke (OK, then, if you must, of Lost) are in the presence of John. Notice how when John's in the vicinity, the downright incompetent mongness of everybody else shines through.
When Locke talks, you listen. When Locke kills something or someone, you applaud. When Locke takes a break, you offer him sexual favours. It's the natural order of things.
Are you listening?
You're not, are you? Well shut your mouth and listen good.
John Locke, Lost, The Beginning of the End, Confirmed Dead, Lost S04E01, Lost S04E02
Who's your daddy?
I said, who's your daddy?!
That's right. John Locke. He's back, and how empty and pointless life has been without John to give us spiritual guidance, tell us parables and kill and destroy for the greater good of who-knows-what-but-it-doesn't-matter-because-if-Locke's-doing-it-it-must-be-right?
Notice how inadequate the supporting cast of Locke (OK, then, if you must, of Lost) are in the presence of John. Notice how when John's in the vicinity, the downright incompetent mongness of everybody else shines through.
When Locke talks, you listen. When Locke kills something or someone, you applaud. When Locke takes a break, you offer him sexual favours. It's the natural order of things.
Are you listening?
You're not, are you? Well shut your mouth and listen good."If you want to live, you need to come with me".
- John Locke, Season 4 episode 1 - "The Beginning of the End".
And then everyone went with him. Except Jack and Kate, who (we can only conclude) obviously want to die. Oh well, never mind. They're only minor characters. I'm following John wherever he goes.
I know, I know. I'm scum. I'll keep my mouth shut. Please feel free to use me as a human shield if the island tells you to. Thanks John.
Thanks.
I know, I know. I'm scum. I'll keep my mouth shut. Please feel free to use me as a human shield if the island tells you to. Thanks John.
Thanks.
John Locke, Lost, The Beginning of the End, Confirmed Dead, Lost S04E01, Lost S04E02Labels: achievements, daddy issues, killing, other people, wisdom
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