John Locke: Your friend and murderer.
This week, a relatively new character, "Patchy" had the distinct honour and privilege of being personally killed by Locke. I say honour and privilege, of course, because Patchy's last words before suffering a fatal seizure of some kind, were "thank you". Thank you John Locke. If you have to be killed, who better to be killed by than Mr Locke? That sort of attitude will get you far in life. I suspect that although he's dead, we haven't seen the last of Patchy.
But anyway, John. Here is the American trailer for next week's episode, which I can reveal, with my hand firmly in my trousers, is a "Locke-centric" episode! YES!
The trailer is appropriately obsequious and pretentious, describing John Locke as a "warrior" and a "leader of men". Looks like he's got more stuff still to blow up. Good Lord, is he the greatest man who ever lived?
So we're going to find out how on earth any natural force known to man could possibly have confined Locke to a wheelchair for four years. I can't wait.